And thus the war began

Terhookis Terhook ripped a vicious blood-shit all over the rug of the Abanarite Council main chamber, called Supreme Chancellor Sacnoth a 'overrated, one-legged fuck-sphere', then collapsed in upon himself like a meaty black hole and disappeared. As it turned out, Sacnoth wasn't so much offended by the insult as he was terribly upset that the fabric of reality had been altered so drastically and ordered all Terhooks be eradicated, lest they unmake the universe.