Many people ask me "Lord Kraskanjax, what IS the purpose of the Three Worms?" And I chuckle, and disembowel them with the sacred Knife of Hashkajkak, for such secrets are reserved only for the Enlightened.
Lucky for you, you lucky thing, you are one of the cherished few worthy of the knowledge. It's quite simple, really: The first worm is eaten to cleanse the body of toxins and disease, the second worm is eaten to consume the first worm, and the third worm is eaten to eat that worm and is expelled in the latrine, thus allowing the body to eject the bloated disease-creature altogether. Then we worship the third worm until it expires.
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