*Our characters enter the scene: MAXIMA, a unit of generous size; IORI, some punk; MATURE, his mom.*
MATURE approaches MAXIMA, lays a finger on his chest.
MATURE: What... what are you?
MAXIMA: I'm a steam-powered Canadian. What are you?
MATURE seems taken aback. IORI pushes her aside.
IORI: I'm a goth punk rocker.
MAXIMA throws up the horns.
MAXIMA: FUCK YEAH!
IORI: FUCK YEAH!
They both strike DBZ-style squatting power-up poses
MAXIMA/IORI (togehter): FUCK YEAH!
The world explodes.
I'm not sorry.
