Saturday, January 19, 2019

When Maxima Met Iori, a play in one scene

*Our characters enter the scene: MAXIMA, a unit of generous size; IORI, some punk; MATURE, his mom.*

MATURE approaches MAXIMA, lays a finger on his chest.

MATURE: What... what are you?

MAXIMA: I'm a steam-powered Canadian. What are you?

MATURE seems taken aback. IORI pushes her aside.

IORI: I'm a goth punk rocker.

MAXIMA throws up the horns.

MAXIMA: FUCK YEAH!

IORI: FUCK YEAH!

They both strike DBZ-style squatting power-up poses

MAXIMA/IORI (togehter): FUCK YEAH!

The world explodes.









I'm not sorry.

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