The Editor

Ezkriel Mosier has the ability to rewrite the history of anything or anyone he chooses by uppercutting it in its fucking face. The Retcon Uppercut is a mystical force known only by a select group of monks in he Himalayan mountains, which they mostly use to make goat meat more delicious by retroactively giving the goats better feed. The Editor uses it to fight crime, or get himself free stuff. He has never employed the Retcon Upper on himself; the monk who taught him the technique, Ubiquitous Mu, warned that to do so could unravel the fabric of reality in unforseen and disastrous ways. Or just make him forget how to Retcon Uppercut. Either way, bad ju-ju.