There are three known portraits of Lus Nuitano, the powerful warrior-poet who ruled much of the known world for a thousand years. If all three portraits are brought together, laid one atop the other, and the Prayer of Kings said over it for three days, nothing will happen because that's stupid. Instead, you have to burn the portraits in a pyre with five virginal sacrifices under a full moon. Nothing will happen, but you might get arrested for dark sorcery and put to death.
Now, if you were to take the three portaits, stich them together end-to-end, and look at the back of them with an Eye of Crom, you might notice that the back of the portraits are slightly off-white.
Seriously, they're just paintings of a thousand-year-old dead guy. They might be worth a lot, and there might be a hundred different stories of what you can do with them, but they're just paintings.
OR ARE THEY‽
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